How Old To You Have To Be To Get A Wax

'U pais the stooge

Chist'è 'u pais UNDI tuttu you lose, the fixed
aundi sunnu megghiu the disease,
'u pais' i 'and I m'incrisciu' ndi futtu "
and all so sunnu" fix "..."

... And, SSI only want Sapir n'atra 'i cchiù,
chistu is' pais u 'i' and let it breaks you!

Aundi is' nu rittu disgraziatu:
"or cuntentu Jehu, you will cunculatu!
Pirc who is not 'nu sulu turnover:
me gone all mma faciti' an Culu! ...